Round 1: 5v12

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 5th vs. 12th


Wichita from Zombieland vs. Col. Miles Quaritch from Avatar

Wichita is a shotgun wielding vixen, who has plenty of practice at dropping the undead. Prior to surviving in a zombie infested world she was a masterful conwoman, and brought that survival skill with her into Zombieland. She is also a skilled driver.

Col. Miles Quaritch is industrious, brutal, and a firm believer of “strength through firepower”, Miles Quaritch is the head of RDA’s on-planet security. A hardened war veteran, Quaritch will not think twice about exterminating anyone who gets in his way (From IMDB).


Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games vs. King Leonidas from 300

Katniss knows how to live off of the land, and has survived an end of the world type of life style. She shoots squirrels through the eye every time with her bow.  She is resourceful and caring.

King Leonidas knows how to rule a military society. He leads from the front lines, and is a hardened veteran of war. He is skilled with a spear and sword.

Boys with Toys

John McClain from Live Free or Die Hard vs. Michael Westen from Burn Notice

John McClain is a senior detective lieutenant with over thirty years on the force. He is used to operating solo without any help from his department. He is described as as being a foul-mouthed, wisecracking, cop with an itchy trigger finger and a maverick spirit.

Michael Westen is a freelance spy/PI who was once the top CIA operative and a former Delta force operative.  He has a long list of weapons qualifications and has MacGyver like skills for creating devices to aid him in tough situations.

More than Meets the Eye

Lisbeth Salander from The Millennium Trilogy vs. Pvt. Daniel Jackson from Saving Private Ryan

Lisbeth Salander is a 23-year old hacker, working as a private investigator for the security firm Milton Security. She has a history of violence and being held in a children’s’ mental institution. Despite her small size, she can fight like a man. She has photographic memory and nonexistent social skills but is capable of great compassion and loyalty. (IMDB)

Pvt. Jackson “What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler… with a clean line of sight… Pack your bags, fellas. War’s over. Amen.” He is an exceptional World War II sniper who fought through DDay, so you know he can handle himself in the worst possible situation imaginable.




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