Round 1: 6v11

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 6th vs. 11th


Robert Neville from I Am Legend vs. Sarah Conner from Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Robert Neville knows how to survive as the last man alive. He is an excellent shape and is a military man. He is an excellent driver, and also a scientist. (This is a tricky one for me because I am not sure if I should use the book or film version, so pick the one you’d rather)

Sarah Conner is a one woman wrecking ball who knows how to handle any weapon. She is in excellent shape, and has a strong survival instinct. She also knows the value of passing on her knowledge.


Captain Kirk from Star Trek vs. Lara Croft of Tomb Raider

Captain Kirk never married, as his strongest passion was for his career and his command, ship and crew. Kirk is best known for his independence and unorthodox problem solving, winning the loyalty and respect of most who grew to know him. (From IMDB)

Lara Croft    is presented as a beautiful, intelligent, and athletic English archaeologist-adventuress who ventures into ancient, hazardous tombs and ruins around the world. When exploring, she often carries two pistols, but has used other weaponry throughout the series. Lara Croft is fluent in several languages. (From Wiki)

Boys with Toys

John Triton from The Marine vs. Smith from Shoot ‘em Up

John Triton is an Honorably Discharged Marine Sergeant who works as a security guard. He is well trained in all forms of fire arms, melee combat, and hand to hand combat.

Smith can kill someone with a carrot, or a string triggered gun, or with his pistol that he was a professional marksman with at the age of 14 before the black ops took him in, or if he has to by sticking his own hand in a fire while aiming bullets at the bad guy. He is a professional killer that can strike in such combinations that would make The Incredible Machine jealous.

More than Meets the Eye

Phillip Marlow from Raymond Chandler’s series vs. Walter White from Breaking Bad

Phillip Marlow is a private eye but Underneath the wisecracking, hard drinking, tough private eye, Marlowe is quietly contemplative and philosophical and enjoys chess and poetry. While he is not afraid to risk physical harm, he does not dish out violence merely to settle scores. Morally upright, he is not fooled by the genre’s usual femmes fatales,(From Wiki)

Walter White is a once accomplished chemist now heading into a mid-life crisis that lives in Albuquerque, NM. A brilliant man that once contributed to Nobel Prize winning research, (at the beginning of Breaking Bad) he works as a very underpaid high school chemistry teacher, while working a second job at a local car wash. As he looks upon himself at the age of 50, he suddenly learns he has lung cancer. As his two jobs cannot pay for medical support (never mind his family’s regular expenses), he turns to a life of crime making the highest quality methamphetamine available (From IMDB)


Round 1: 5v12

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 5th vs. 12th


Wichita from Zombieland vs. Col. Miles Quaritch from Avatar

Wichita is a shotgun wielding vixen, who has plenty of practice at dropping the undead. Prior to surviving in a zombie infested world she was a masterful conwoman, and brought that survival skill with her into Zombieland. She is also a skilled driver.

Col. Miles Quaritch is industrious, brutal, and a firm believer of “strength through firepower”, Miles Quaritch is the head of RDA’s on-planet security. A hardened war veteran, Quaritch will not think twice about exterminating anyone who gets in his way (From IMDB).


Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games vs. King Leonidas from 300

Katniss knows how to live off of the land, and has survived an end of the world type of life style. She shoots squirrels through the eye every time with her bow.  She is resourceful and caring.

King Leonidas knows how to rule a military society. He leads from the front lines, and is a hardened veteran of war. He is skilled with a spear and sword.

Boys with Toys

John McClain from Live Free or Die Hard vs. Michael Westen from Burn Notice

John McClain is a senior detective lieutenant with over thirty years on the force. He is used to operating solo without any help from his department. He is described as as being a foul-mouthed, wisecracking, cop with an itchy trigger finger and a maverick spirit.

Michael Westen is a freelance spy/PI who was once the top CIA operative and a former Delta force operative.  He has a long list of weapons qualifications and has MacGyver like skills for creating devices to aid him in tough situations.

More than Meets the Eye

Lisbeth Salander from The Millennium Trilogy vs. Pvt. Daniel Jackson from Saving Private Ryan

Lisbeth Salander is a 23-year old hacker, working as a private investigator for the security firm Milton Security. She has a history of violence and being held in a children’s’ mental institution. Despite her small size, she can fight like a man. She has photographic memory and nonexistent social skills but is capable of great compassion and loyalty. (IMDB)

Pvt. Jackson “What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler… with a clean line of sight… Pack your bags, fellas. War’s over. Amen.” He is an exceptional World War II sniper who fought through DDay, so you know he can handle himself in the worst possible situation imaginable.



Round 1: 4th vs. 13th

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 4th vs. 13th


Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead vs. Solara from The Book of Eli

Rick Grimes was a deputy before he found himself to be the leader of a band of survivors in a zombie apocalypse. He is skilled in small arms combat, leadership, and killing zombies.

Solara knows how to survive in a post nuclear world. She has no fear of wielding a machete or tossing grenades. Also can drive while under pursuit, and has the grit to strangle someone.  When it comes time to settle she knows how to run a bar.


Strider from Lord of the Rings vs. Mathayus from The Scorpion King

Strider is a ranger of the north who is an exceptional tracker, horseman, swordsman and archer. He often fights against over whelming odds and his skills keep him and those he protects alive. He also knows how to lead, since he was the king to unite the human realm.

Mathayus is the last true Akkadian mercenary who later ascends to Scorpion King. The man knows how to survive in a harsh desert climate, as well as rule a kingdom. There isn’t a single melee weapon he isn’t able to wield and he is an exceptional archer.

Boys with Toys

Jack Reacher from Jack Reacher vs. Bryan Mills from Taken

Jack Reacher is a drifter who formerly spent thirteen years in the military police. He lacks remorse and has exceptionally fast reflexes as well as elevated aggression levels. He has a fascination with mathematics and has in-depth technical and military knowledge. He has experience in various martial arts, but doesn’t favor melee combat.

Bryan Mills  “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you”. He is exceptional at hand to hand combat, and a marksman with a pistol.

More than Meets the Eye

*This is the 3rd vs 14th spot due to my mix up yesterday

Sherlock Holmes from the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle vs. Picine from Life of Pi

Sherlock Holmes is a detective who can dawn any disguise, and uses forensic science and logical reasoning. He is skilled at breaking into houses, hand to hand combat, and is accurate with a pistol. Arguably the best detective of all time.

Picine survives as a cast away at sea, along with a Bengal tiger. Resourceful…..relies on Faith during tribulations. Has animal knowledge. Keeps busy, has focus and invents a sense if purpose to avoid despair


Round 1: 3rd vs 14th

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 3rd vs. 14th


Abigail Whistler from Blade Trinity vs. Mad Max from The Road Warrior

Abigail Whistler is a marksman with her bow, as well as the variety of specialty arrows she wields. She can successfully lead an assault against a fortified building on a rescue mission, and often demonstrates her gymnast abilities. Not to mention she builds excellent playlists for slaying vampires.

Mad Max is a tough brawler, who wields a sawed off double barrel shotgun and travels with the company of his loyal dog. He has proven his ability to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, and is an excellent convoy driver, already proving he can handle a tanker while under pursuit.



Han Solo from Star Wars vs. Aeryn Sun from Farscape

Han Solo has piloting skills and charm. He knows when to fight and when to hide. He is exceptional with a sidearm and explosives. He has a proficiency for gambling, barter, and trade, as well as the knowledge of how to move goods without getting caught.

Aeryn Sun has piloting skills and good looks. She is exceptional with all forms of weapons and explosives. She has a strong understanding of tactics and strategy and is a master at hand to hand combat. She can turn no win situations into victories.


Boys with Toys

James Bond from Skyfall vs. Hannibal from The A-Team

James Bond is an MI6 secret agent who is an expert marksman with a pistol and an excellent hand to hand to hand fighter. He is great at games of chance and can charm just about any female in the world. Also, he is great at improvised defensive traps, and makeshift explosives as well as a great shot with a long barreled rifle.

Hannibal “Give me a minute, I’m good. Give me an hour, I’m great. Give me six months, I’m unbeatable.” He is a Colonel who served in the Army’s 75th Ranger Regiment and the 7th Special Forces Group, and is a master tactician and exceptional leader who attempts to take the full blame when his unit is set up.


More than Meets the Eye

Selina(catwoman) from The Dark Knight Rises vs. Macgyver from Macgyver

Selina is a professional thief and conwoman. She can crack on breakable safes, and can infiltrate any building. She uses her looks and charm to manipulate her mark and get what she is after. Also, she can handle a motorcycle and is masterful at hand to hand combat.

Macgyver is a secret agent who prefers nonviolent resolution when possible, and refuses to handle guns. He is educated as a scientist, and has a background in EOD. His primary resources are a vast knowledge of physical sciences and the ability to solve complex problems with everyday items.



Round 1: 2nd vs.15th

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 2nd vs. 15th

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Tallahassee from Zombieland vs. Capt. Steve Hiller from Independence Day

Tallahassee is a zombie slaying machine who can turn just about anything into a skull bashing weapon. He has proven his selflessness when he led an entire horde of zombies away from his friends. He can drive well and has no fear of death.

Capt. Steve Hiller is a marine pilot who has showed down against aliens. He can successfully keep the groups spirits lifted and will have no problem volunteering for one way missions.



Maximus from Gladiator vs. Beowulf in Beowulf

Maximus was a General in the Roman army, and then became a champion gladiator who stood against a tyrannical emperor. He is exceptional with a sword and on horseback as well as a natural leader.

Beowulf: “I am Ripper… Tearer… Slasher… Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength… and Lust… and Power! I AM BEOWULF!”. Besides that he can thrash monsters barehanded, and rule kingdoms.


Boys with Toys

Jason Bourne from Bourne Ultimatum vs. Tony Almedia from 24

Jason Bourne is a professional assassin and covert operative. He is well trained in hand to hand combat, as well as firearms. His knack for reading a situation and escaping definite capture would lead to avoiding hairy situations. The man can calculate everything about a fight and notices every detail of a room.

Tony Almedia was a United States Marine Corps Scout Sniper and had Surveillance and Target Acquisition training. He is good at following orders and knows how to handle himself during intense days.


More than Meets the Eye

Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson from Pearl Harbor vs. Chuck Noland from Cast Away

Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson was a military nurse who can operate under pressure. She was able to save lives during the chaos of Pearl Harbor. Her expertise in medicine is from World War II, so she would be able to function to her full capacity when modern day medical technology becomes obsolete.

Chuck Noland was able to survive a plane crash and years on a desert island with an ice skate, video tape, and a volleyball. He would be able to teach the group how to build shelter, make fire, and procure safe drinking water.


Round 1: 1st vs. 16th

Ultimate Primal Age Survival Team Smack Down

Round 1: 1st vs. 16th

The competition is on. If you didn’t follow along with the game click here to see the bracket. Today we open up with the First vs. Sixteenth seed of the four divisions. Happy voting, and good luck to your favorites.


Darryl Dixon of The Walking Dead vs. Little Rock of Zombieland

Darryl Dixon is an expert marksmen and tracker who wields a Horton Scout HD 125 crossbow. He has been a survivalist since his youth and has experience in slaying zombies.

Little Rock is an excellent congirl who can turn on the water works at any moment. She carries with her a pump action .22 which she is accurate with at long range. She is experienced in slaying zombies.


William Wallace from Braveheart vs. Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill

William Wallace led Scotland in the Wars of Scottish Independence while wielding a claymore. The man was willing to die for his cause. He brings to the table front line leadership, melee combat skills, and conviction.

Beatrix Kiddo is a former member of the “Deadly Viper Assassination Squad” who can take on entire gangs by herself with her katana and “Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique”.  She is skilled in melee combat, can take on larger forces by herself, and can make a heart explode with one hit.

Boys with Toys

Jack Bauer from 24 vs. Harry Callahan from Dirty Harry

Jack Bauer has been America’s defender on 8 different intense days. He was a member of Delta Force where he specialized in infantry operations, and received Ranger, Air Assault, and Airborne Training. He is highly proficient with firearms, explosives, and a number of languages. Also is capable of flying planes and helicopters.

Harry Callahan is a cop who doesn’t let red tape stop him from completing his job. He is an expert pistol marksman, especially with his trademark .44 magnum and also skilled with Winchester Model 70 bolt action rifle, a switchblade, rocket launcher, and harpoon.

More than Meets the Eye

Jethro Gibbs from NCIS vs. Dr. Allen Grant from Jurassic Park

Jethro Gibbs is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant; Scout Sniper and Military Police NCO. He is meticulous, disciplined, and demanding in the leadership of his NCIS team. He continually proves his long range marksmanship and his ability to outdraw with a sidearm. He is protective and fatherly to his team.

Dr. Alan Grant is a paleontologist who is at the top of his field. He is protective of those around him. His analytical brain would lend to the study of the Primal Age and help rebuild society. He has proven he can survive trapped on an island with dinosaurs.

Voting ends at midnight.